Sunday, January 6, 2008


I'm sunburnt, sore and tired tonight. And incredibly bored. Ok, so I know all that palava about only boring people get bored, but if I was such a boring person as that, your sorry ass wouldn't be sitting there reading this shit.


So, being bored and all, I stumbled around and came up with another unsteady, stumbling post.

Go hard.

This site I like. It's reflective; it's emotive; it's got lots of truisms and everyone knows how much I like truisms.

They do too, I just told them. Dumbarse.

I liked these ones:

"Remember, the voice telling you that you cannot do something is always lying."

"Don't close your heart so tightly against life's pain that you shut out life's blessings."

"Examine your life for limitations and ask yourself why you put them there."

"Keep good company."

"Believe in something bigger than yourself."

"Sit on the lawn without worrying about grass stains."

Cool, eh.

Next is something more cerebral. Literally.

Tertiary neurosyphilis, is the most interesting form of syphilis from a cultural point of view. Just before the onset of paralysis, the sufferer is beset with delusions of grandeur, a sense of understanding everything, a sense that he is on the verge of some monumental discovery which will forever change the course of history, as well as a sense that some divine electricity is coursing through his veins.

I like the sound of that!

Better start saving up for my next birthday pressie, cos I want one of these.

At first glance, it looks like your standard brush, but upon closer inspection you’ll find integrated LEDs, touch sensors, and a camera. This gadget basically “lifts up and captures photons”, allowing artists to draw with “special ink” picked up from their immediate environment.

We all know I'm worth it. Don't we?

Finally tonight, we have this. Because I like wasting bandwidth as much as the next blogger.

PS - apparently writing about the dog shitting on your carpet is a feature of the "general" waste of time that is a blog.



Anonymous said...

Even if I had enuff time to write about my dog shitting on the carpet I wouldn't BLOG about it - HA

Tish said...

You would bloody so. Dumbarse.

cwnda said...

My dogs have provided me with loads of material but I don't have a blog. I feel so deprived ..... -Ô¿Ô- 

Tish said...


Dumbarse is jealous because he can't have a dog where he lives and has to share Whirly Dog instead.

You could get a blog and let me and Flattie name it for ya, you know we'd love to, eh!

Gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc - We gladly feast on those who would subdue us ...