Monday, January 14, 2008


I've been going down on my knees for money.

And bottle caps, tear tops, pieces of foil, hair clips, two tent pegs and one Playboy bracelet.

Wonderboy and I have spent the last two evenings at the beach with his metal detector and my bucket and sieve combing the Main Beach for stuff lost by the sunshine folks. But we aren't making shitloads that way, so thought we would buy a Lotto ticket with the findings and get rich that way instead.

Having found a grand total of $7.40 over two nights, we are going to settle for some Scratchies.

It is worth noting here that, should one want to increase one's collection of bottle caps and foil drink bottle covers one should search close to the bank near the paths. If one is seriously wanting tent pegs, they are to be found about midway between the footpath and the water. Money is midway/nearer the water.


Gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc - We gladly feast on those who would subdue us ...