10 meaningless things

My top 10 favourite toys tools:

10. my oscillating fan/s
9. the lawnmower
8. the weed-eater
7. the weed-eater with the the scrub-cutter blade on
6. my aircon unit
5. scissors
4. the bed-frame
3. my computer
2. my car

and my number one favourite tool is...

1. the wheelchair.

Ha! I bet you never thought I'd say that!

Why, I hear you ask? Because every morning that I wake up, look at it and think "I still hate you" is one more day I'll stay out of it.