There's one born every minute

So here's something to make you go "twat!", a junk forwarding email that's doing the rounds.

How to tell which side of your car your gas tank filler cap is on.



And here's some salt to take it with.

4 cars on the property - one is correct, 3 are incorrect. All 4 are Japanese although you'd never know it; none of them have a camera.

PS - I'm off to claim this weeks Irish Lottery Winnings and forward the Bill Gates email to everyone in my address book - twice. I could really do with that extra income this month...